Beza lelaki dan wanita ketika keluar makam (Lunch)

Betulkah sampai begini sekali?

FAKTA PERBANDINGAN ANTARA LELAKI DAN WANITA KETIKA LUNCH HOUR

Lelaki

Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan

Sampai kedai makan, masuk

Ambik Pinggan

Letak nasi

Letak Lauk

Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali

Makan

Habis

Balik Opis or

pergi surau bagi Islam

WANITA

Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan

Perhatikan orang waktu jalan

Sempat mengumpat dulu

Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki

Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri.

Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu

Ramai orang,cari kedai lain.

Jalan lagi

Dah puas ati..masuk..

Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit.

Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan

Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. .

Dah puas ati, ambik nasi

Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit

Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali

Buang balik nasi.banyak. .

Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput)

Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit

Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini

Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit

Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi

Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling

Ambil lauk

Pusing lagi

Carik sayur pulak!

Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit

Ke kaunter bayaran

Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan

Berbisik ngan kawan “alaamak byk la aku ambik”

Sampai depan kaunter “berapa?”

Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2..

Keluarkan duit

Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)

Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi

Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk.

Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!!

Cari tempat duduk lain

Jumpa. Duduk..

Alamak. Air tak order lagi

Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung

Order air

Bangun

Ambik sudu

Duduk

Bangun

Ambik Tisu

Duduk

Air sampai

Belek dompet (Step tadi)

Bayar

Tutup

Minum air

Start makan

Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan

Makan separuh..kenyang

Sebab dah minum air

Letak sudu, letak garpu

Pinggan tolak tepi

Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap

Ngumpat2..tg korang

Pukul 2, naik opis..

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Yikes! It's an expensive bicycle - the YikeBike

Move over, electric motorbike! Here comes the yikes - the electric-powered bicycle.

The YikeBike, marketed by Mysikal in Malaysia

YikeBike mini-farthing is claimed to give people freedom in congested cities. A radical Kiwi electric bicycle is set to change the lives of commuters worldwide. And it is available now in Malaysia with price starting at over RM7,249.

The YikeBike mini-farthing is the smallest and lightest electric folding bicycle available in the world.

Weighing less than 12kg (Malaysia version, carbon), it is expected to transform the way urban commuters navigate congested cities by enabling people to take it on buses, trains, cars and it can be stored easily under a desk or in a cupboard.


How much?

Perhaps the price is the single biggest stumbling block to the wider adoption of his bicycle. There are two variants:

1) YikeBike Fusion (Aluminium Composite) 14.7kg   - RM7,249.00 + tax
2) YikeBike Carbon (Carbon Fibre) 11.5kg                  - RM13,149.00 + tax

Such an expensive stuff!