Saturday 15 December 2012

Beza lelaki dan wanita ketika keluar makam (Lunch)

Betulkah sampai begini sekali?


FAKTA PERBANDINGAN ANTARA LELAKI DAN WANITA KETIKA LUNCH HOUR



Lelaki
Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
Sampai kedai makan, masuk
Ambik Pinggan
Letak nasi
Letak Lauk
Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali
Makan
Habis
Balik Opis or
pergi surau bagi Islam

WANITA
Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan
Perhatikan orang waktu jalan
Sempat mengumpat dulu
Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki
Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri.
Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu
Ramai orang,cari kedai lain.
Jalan lagi
Dah puas ati..masuk..
Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit.
Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan
Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. .
Dah puas ati, ambik nasi
Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit
Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali
Buang balik nasi.banyak. .
Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput)
Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit
Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini
Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit
Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi
Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling
Ambil lauk
Pusing lagi
Carik sayur pulak!
Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit
Ke kaunter bayaran
Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan
Berbisik ngan kawan “alaamak byk la aku ambik”
Sampai depan kaunter “berapa?”
Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2..
Keluarkan duit
Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)
Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi
Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk.
Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!!
Cari tempat duduk lain
Jumpa. Duduk..
Alamak. Air tak order lagi
Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung
Order air
Bangun
Ambik sudu
Duduk
Bangun
Ambik Tisu
Duduk
Air sampai
Belek dompet (Step tadi)
Bayar
Tutup
Minum air
Start makan
Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan
Makan separuh..kenyang
Sebab dah minum air
Letak sudu, letak garpu
Pinggan tolak tepi
Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap
Ngumpat2..tg korang
Pukul 2, naik opis..

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Yikes! It's an expensive bicycle - the YikeBike

Move over, electric motorbike! Here comes the yikes - the electric-powered bicycle.

YikeBike
The YikeBike, marketed by Mysikal in Malaysia


YikeBike mini-farthing is claimed to give people freedom in congested cities. A radical Kiwi electric bicycle is set to change the lives of commuters worldwide. And it is available now in Malaysia with price starting at over RM7,249.

The YikeBike mini-farthing is the smallest and lightest electric folding bicycle available in the world.

Weighing less than 12kg (Malaysia version, carbon), it is expected to transform the way urban commuters navigate congested cities by enabling people to take it on buses, trains, cars and it can be stored easily under a desk or in a cupboard.


How much?

Perhaps the price is the single biggest stumbling block to the wider adoption of his bicycle. There are two variants:

1) YikeBike Fusion (Aluminium Composite) 14.7kg   - RM7,249.00 + tax
2) YikeBike Carbon (Carbon Fibre) 11.5kg                  - RM13,149.00 + tax

Such an expensive stuff!